Harlan Ellison vs. The Empire Strikes Back Atari 2600 Game: Watch the Full Review

 

Harlan Ellison, the late, great science fiction and dark fantasy author, was never one to shy away from controversy—or criticism. In the early 1980s, as Star Wars mania reached a fever pitch, Ellison set his sights on the Atari 2600 adaptation of The Empire Strikes Back. True to form, he delivered a blistering critique, famously dubbing the game “an insult to the human intellect” and “a mind-numbing waste of the Star Wars universe’s potential.”

The game itself had players piloting a snowspeeder to battle an endless onslaught of AT-ATs. While I personally loved—and still love—this shooter for its pick-up-and-play simplicity, Ellison saw it as a squandered opportunity. He lamented its lack of narrative depth and creative engagement, qualities he believed all storytelling mediums—including video games—should aspire to.

In his critique, Ellison didn’t just take aim at the game but also at the emerging video game industry of the time, accusing it of exploiting beloved franchises for profit without delivering quality experiences. “Lucas and Atari should be ashamed,” he quipped, arguing that the game reduced Star Wars’ “artful storytelling” to a mindless cash grab. To Ellison, the repetitive gameplay was as futile as Sisyphus endlessly pushing his boulder uphill.

Though polarizing, Ellison’s commentary sparked an important conversation about the potential of video games as a storytelling medium. However, I think he missed the point about the charm of simple, score-chasing games—experiences designed for quick fun and personal challenges rather than deep narratives.

In my latest video, I read Ellison’s full review of the game, complete with his fiery comparisons and scathing insights. Stick around until the end, where I reveal a fascinating twist: despite his critique of the gaming industry, Ellison later lent his name to a computer game based on his haunting short story I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.

Click to watch the video now, and dive into Ellison’s unfiltered thoughts—and maybe rethink your own memories of The Empire Strikes Back on the Atari 2600!

Sega Fanatic Adam Koralik's Top 5 Nintendo Games - SNES and N64

 

Retro gaming fans, buckle up! Adam Koralik, the charismatic Sega aficionado and all-around gaming guru, recently made another guest appearance on my channel—and this time, the topic was one for the ages. Adam and I sat down to chat about something unexpected: Nintendo games he wishes could have graced Sega consoles. As you might imagine, his choices were as entertaining and insightful as the man himself.

Now, if you’ve followed Adam’s journey through gaming culture, you’ll know he’s a dyed-in-the-wool Sega fanboy. He’s been on my channel before, waxing poetic about the Sega Saturn, the Sega Genesis, and even diving into why he’s not exactly a fan of arcades (a controversial take, to be sure!). We’ve also hit the road for some unforgettable game-hunting adventures. But this time, the focus shifted to a “what if” scenario that’s sure to ignite the imaginations of retro fans everywhere.

During our conversation, Adam highlighted five Nintendo classics he feels would have been perfect on Sega consoles. Without giving too much away (you’ll have to watch the video for the full list), here’s a little teaser: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest for the Super Nintendo was among his picks. Adam raved about how the game was even better than the original DKC.

Another surprise pick? Conker’s Bad Fur Day for the Nintendo 64. Indeed, the edgy humor and over-the-top antics would have been right at home on a console known for pushing boundaries, like the Sega Dreamcast.

Adam’s passionate arguments and trademark wit made this a must-watch conversation. Whether you’re Team Sega, Team Nintendo, or just a fan of great gaming discussions, you’re in for a treat. But don’t take my word for it—head over to the channel and see for yourself which other Nintendo gems Adam wished had crossed the console divide. And who knows? His picks might just spark a few "what if" moments of your own.

Exploring Cidercade Dallas: A Retro Gamer’s Dream Spot

 

Nestled in Dallas’ lively Design District, Cidercade Dallas offers an enjoyable blend of arcade gaming and laid-back fun. During my recent visit, I got to experience its retro and modern vibe firsthand, and it’s safe to say there’s something here for every type of gamer.

The arcade floor has more than 100 games, featuring everything from beloved classics like Galaga, Ms. Pac-Man, and Qbert* to modern favorites like Need for Speed: Heat Takedown and Super Mario Kart DX. There’s even a massive Rampage machine that I had never seen before. Fans of fighting games will appreciate the nostalgic thrill of Street Fighter II, Soulcalibur II, and Mortal Kombat, while pinball fans will find seven limited edition Stern machines (plus others), including Star Wars, Godzilla, and Deadpool.

Cidercade is similar to Free Play Arcade with its straightforward setup. For a flat $12 admission fee, all games are free to play—no quarters or tokens required. This creates a relaxed and hassle-free environment where you can fully immerse yourself in the games without worrying about running out of change. Plus, it’s one heck of a bargain.

Beyond the games, Cidercade also has a strong local touch with rotating food trucks and an impressive selection of beverages on tap. It’s a great place to hang out with friends or spend an afternoon rediscovering the joy of arcade gaming.

During my visit, I took a tour of the space, capturing highlights of the games and the overall vibe. If you’re curious about what Cidercade Dallas has to offer, check out my recent YouTube video, where I showcase everything from the retro classics to the pinball machines and racing games. Watch by clicking HERE.

Whether you’re a lifelong gamer or just looking for a fun and unique way to spend a day, Cidercade Dallas is worth checking out. Watch my video for a closer look—you might find a favorite game or an obscure rarity, or simply enjoy the throwback to a simpler time.