For us groovy ghouls, October is that most wonderful time of year--a season for hauntings, Halloween parties, Hershey bars and, of course, horror movies. Some of the scariest fright flicks ever produced were filmed and/or set in Texas, including Tobe Hooper’s low budget masterpiece from 1974—you’ve probably heard of it—a little picture called The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
Narrated
by an uncredited John Larroquette (of Night
Court fame), the film finds a vanload of teens wandering off the main road
and into a decrepit farm house occupied by sadistic cannibals. Much mayhem
ensues, including a harrowing scene in which the now-iconic Leatherface (Gunnar
Hansen), a hulking brute wearing a human skin mask and wielding a chainsaw,
chases a beautiful blonde named Sally (Marilyn Burns).
Nightmarish
and highly influential, the original TheTexas Chainsaw Massacre (avoid the sequels altogether and approach the 2003
remake with trepidation) is the best, most famous Texas horror film, but there
are a number of others worth renting or downloading, including the sinister seven
listed below.
Send
the kiddies to their rooms, however, because each movie is Rated R with good
reason.
Race with the Devil (1975)
Recommended
for B-movie buffs, Race with the Devil is as much a car-chase film as it is a horror movie, with two San Antonio
couples in an RV being chased by devil worshipers across the Texas plains. The
cast, which includes Peter Fonda, Warren Oates and Loretta Swit, is considerably
stronger than the script, but the action-packed movie remains entertaining.
Writing
for www.popmatters.com, J.C. Macek III
called Race with the Devil “an
unquestionable good time,” citing its “thrills, mystery and legitimate scares.”
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976)
Directed
by Charles B. Pierce, the auteur responsible for Legend of Boggy Creek, The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) stars Ben Johnson as a Texas Ranger searching for
a hooded killer who is terrorizing the residents of Texarkana, circa 1946. Supposedly
based on a true story, this early serial killer film plays out documentary
style and is plenty chilling. Look for Dawn Wells, a.k.a. Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, as a shrieking
victim.
A “meta-sequel”
of the same name hit theaters in 2014, debuting at the 10th annual Fantastic
Fest in Austin.
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
Elvis
and JFK never died. In fact, they’re alive and well in an East Texas nursing
home whose residents are being killed by an ancient Egyptian mummy. So goes the
premise of Bubba Ho-Tep, an amusing
horror comedy starring Bruce Campbell as The King and African-American Ossie
Davis, who claims he was “dyed” after his assassination was faked by LBJ, as
our 35th president.
As
ridiculous as it sounds, the movie is entertaining, and it’s a surprisingly
sincere love letter to Elvis Presley as well.
Frailty (2002)
Texan
through and through, Frailty takes
place in small-town Texas and stars two of the state’s most noteworthy actors:
Bill Paxton, who was born in Fort Worth (and also directed the film), and Matthew
McConaughey, who was born in Uvalde and lives in Austin. A religious fanatic father,
beset by visions, enlists his two sons on a mission from God to kill demons
disguised as human beings.
Frailty is fairly
obscure (perhaps the lame title has something to do with it), but disturbing, powerful
and relevant. In terms of sheer quality of filmmaking, it’s one of the better films on this list.
The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
Directed
by shock rocker Rob Zombie, famous for such songs as Dragula and Living Dead Girl, The Devil's Rejects is the superior
sequel to Zombie’s House of 1,000 Corpses (2003). Sid Haig (wearing bad teeth and clown makeup), Bill Moseley and Sheri
Moon Zombie (Zombie’s wife) reprise their roles as members of the psychotic,
prolifically murderous Firefly family. This time they’re on the run from the
law, and the cops are about as scary as their prey.
Recommended
for fans of extreme horror, The Devil's Rejects is excruciating and unrelenting in its use of gore and violence—don’t
say we didn’t warn you.
Planet Terror (2007)
San
Antonio native Robert Rodriguez’s contribution to his and Quentin Tarantino’s
collaborative double feature, Grindhouse, Planet Terror takes place in rural
Texas during a zombie apocalypse that was created by the unleashing of an experimental
bio-weapon. The fun film takes the “Living Dead” formula to new heights with
grosser, more graphic depictions of zombie carnage as a small band of survivors—including
Rose McGowan brandishing a shotgun leg—fends of the unholy hoards.
The
other half of the bill, Tarantino’s Death Proof, was shot in Texas as well.
The Final (2010)
In The Final, an independent film
screened at the 2010 After Dark Horrorfest, bullied teens take matters into
their own hands, exacting revenge on their tormentors by drugging them,
chaining them together and brutalizing them using methods derived from horror
movies and ancient torture techniques.
The
teens take the torture, which was filmed at a farm house in the remote county
of Rocky Branch, Texas, way too far, but there are some guilty pleasures to be
found in this type of revenge fantasy.
damn cool
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