Are you ravenous for roundball? Bonkers for brackets? March
Madness is upon us, and if you have a hankering for hoops like I do, you’ll
want to gear up for the big tournament by watching one or more of the following
films.
One on One (1977)
Rated PG
You can’t help feeling sorry for Henry Steele, a high school
basketball star who gets a college scholarship, only to find himself bullied by
his bigger, better teammates and belittled by his overbearing coach. Robby
Benson plays the role with a great deal of sincerity, drawing the viewer in
with his naïve charm, unwavering persistence and warm,
trusting eyes. Annette O'Toole plays Janet Hays, a tutor assigned to help
Steele, but the pair become much more than teacher and pupil.
Unlike many roundball movies, the basketball scenes in One on One have an authentic look and
feel. Some of the dialogue has aged a bit, but the film as a whole holds up
nicely as viewers root for Steele to get the girl and win the game.
Fast Break (1979)
Rated PG
Released during the last season of Welcome Back Kotter, Fast
Break was Gabe Kaplan’s silver screen debut. Instead of Sweathogs, Kaplan,
in the Mr. Kotter-like role of coach David Greene, rides herd on a band of
misfit basketball players, including numbers-runner D.C. (Harold Sylvester), androgynous
female Swish (Mavis Washington) and former high school star Preacher (Michael
Warren), who has impregnated the underage daughter of a cult leader. Then-current
NBA star Bernard King is Greene’s pal Hustler, who’s as good at pool as he is
at hoops.
A popcorn comedy dotted with dramatic moments, Fast Break sticks to the tried and true formula of so many sports
movies—oddball team overcomes great odds to beat superior squad—but it’s good
for some guilty laughs.
The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh (1979)
Rated PG
The Fish that Saved
Pittsburgh stars NBA legend Julius “Dr.
J” Erving as Moses Guthrie, a member of the fictional Pittsburgh Pythons, an
awful team in the midst of an embarrassing losing streak. As such, astrologer Mona
Mondieu (Stockard Channing) suggests they populate the team with people, like
Guthrie, who were born under the astrological sign of Pisces. One of these
players is the Reverend Grady Jackson, played by noted Harlem Globetrotter
Meadowlark Lemon.
With its cult following and so-bad-it’s-good reputation, Fish is essentially the Plan 9 from Outer Space of basketball
movies. However, thanks to on-court artistry from Erving and Lemon, and to soulful
sounds from such acts as the Spinners and the Four Tops, it has more flash and
substance than Ed Wood’s anti-masterpiece.
Teen Wolf (1985)
Rated PG
In 1985, Michael J. Fox starred in two hit comedies: a great sci-fi
fantasy, Back to the Future, and an
entertaining (if slight) horror spoof, Teen
Wolf, in which he portrayed Scott Howard, a decent athlete on a terrible
basketball team. Like Back to the Future’s
Marty McFly, Howard is a likable fellow. However, turning into a werewolf makes
him cocky and resented by his teammates.
Inspired by I Was a Teenage
Werewolf (1957), Teen Wolf
doesn’t quite work as metaphor, at least not in any meaningful way, but it did
put a fun new twist on the werewolf genre. Followed by a dreadful sequel, a Saturday
morning cartoon and a current MTV television series.
Hoosiers (1986)
Rated R
Well-written, well-acted and oozing with heart, Hoosiers stars Gene Hackman as the
beleaguered, recently fired (for hitting a player) Norman Dale, who gets a job
as a teacher and coach at a small high school in Indiana, a state that is crazy
about basketball. Dale takes on recovering alcoholic Shooter (Dennis Hopper in
a rare turn as a sympathetic character) as his assistant, much to the chagrin
of the townsfolk, who finally come around when Dale’s overachieving teams makes
it to the state championship.
Weighing in at #13 on AFI's 100
Years . . . 100 Cheers: America's Most Inspiring Movies (2006), Hoosiers is widely considered the
greatest basketball film of all time—a reputation it truly deserves.
White Men Can’t Jump (1992)
Rated R
Written and directed by Ron Shelton, who directed another quality
sports movie in Bull Durham (1988), White Men Can’t Jump initially skirted some
controversy with its title—what if there were a movie called “Black Men Can’t Throw?,”
some asked—but that is largely forgotten today. What remains is a funny film in
which former college standout Bill Hoyle (Woody Harrelson) hustles black street
ballers who assume he doesn’t have game because of the pale shade of his skin.
One of Hoyle’s victims, Sidney Deane (Wesley Snipes), seizes on the situation
and becomes his partner in crime.
Tasty trash-talking makes White Men Can’t Jump a hoot of a hoops movie, as do comedic performances by Rosie Perez
(Hoyle’s girlfriend) and Tyra Ferrell (Deane’s wife).
Space Jam (1996)
Rated PG
While no one will confuse Space
Jam with Citizen Kane (or Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, for that
matter), it is a likable romp through a Looney world where Saturday morning
cartoon characters meet NBA superstars. Michael Jordan helps Bugs Bunny, Daffy
Duck and the rest of the gang fend off a group of alien slavers by playing them
in a game of high stakes basketball—if the good guys win, they go free.
In addition to featuring such NBA icons as Charles Barkley, Larry
Bird and Patrick Ewing (underachieving former Maverick Shawn Bradley is here,
too, but we won’t mention that), the film pays homage to an assortment of memorable
Looney Tunes moments, such as the Patton
parody with Bugs Bunny standing before a giant flag.
Finding Forrester (2000)
Rated PG-13
Sean Connery is William Forrester, a novelist so reclusive he makes
J. D. Salinger look like F. Scott Fitzgerald. The Pulitzer Prize-winning author
hasn’t written anything in decades, and he’s as grumpy as a shark getting a
root canal. Enter Jamal Wallace (Rob Brown), a 16-year-old basketball standout with
a secret ambition to be a writer—he hides his prodigious intellect from his
classmates because "basketball is where he gets his acceptance.”
The unlikely duo bond over the written word, and over a common
enemy: Robert Crawford (F. Murray Abraham), a professor who doesn’t believe
that a young African-American athlete from the Bronx could possibly write with
such skill. Finding Forrester was
directed by Gus Van Sant, and fans of Van Sant’s Good Will Hunting should enjoy it.
Coach Carter (2005)
Rated PG-13
Based on the true story of California high school basketball coach
Ken Carter, who made news in 1999 by benching the players on his undefeated
team for making bad grades, Coach Carter
stars Samuel L. Jackson as the titular task master. He knows that the odds of
making the NBA are extremely slim and that a good education and self-respect
are more important than athletic prowess. Jackson relays this wisdom with a
commanding performance that earned him Outstanding Actor in a Motion Picture at
the 2005 ESPY Awards.
Coach Carter also showcases sports movie veterans Rob Brown (Finding Forrester) and Rick Gonzalez (The Rookie), along with R&B singer
Ashanti (John Tucker Must Die, Resident Evil: Extinction).
Glory Road (2006)
Rated PG
In 1966, Texas Western College, coached by Don Haskins, won the NCAA
Men's Division I Basketball Tournament, beating the Kentucky Wildcats, who were
coached by the legendary Adolph Rupp. The Wildcats had an all-white roster
while Haskins fielded five black starters, an NCAA Championship first.
Glory Road is based on this racial breakthrough. In an interview during the
film’s end credits, Pat Riley, who starred on that Wildcats team, says Haskins
and his squad wrote the “emancipation proclamation of 1966,” which is less
hyperbolic than it sounds. Glory Road
has a the same plot as a thousand other sports movies—rookie coach leads a
reluctant, underdog team to greatness—but it transcends the genre by capably
spotlighting an important historical event.
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