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Ms.
Pac-Man gets a facelift and a fresh series of adventures with Ms. Pac-Man:
Maze Madness. Pac-Land is under attack by Mesmeralda, a horrible witch who has
turned the Enchanted Castle into a ghost-ridden haunted house. Adding to the
misery is the disappearance of the Princess.
Thanks
to Professor Pac and his nifty Pactrometer, Ms. Pac-Man can pass through the
force fields separating the four Wonders of Pac-Land: CleoPactra, Pac Ping
Harbor, Crystal Caves and Haunted Halloween. To save the day and prevent
darkness and chaos from spreading, Ms. Pac-Man must find retrieve one Gem of
Virtue (Truth, Wisdom, Generosity and Courage) from each of the four lands.
Ms.
Pac-Man: Maze Madness gives you a three-quarter perspective, top down view of
each of the game's 180 scrolling mazes. There is much to do in each land. As
you guide this female version of Pac-Man around the pathways, you must eat all
the Pac-Dots, search for hidden areas and collect cherries, strawberries,
peaches and other fruits. You must also contend with Inky, Blinky, Pinky and
Sue, ghosts who follow you around and make your journey difficult. To
temporarily turn the tables on your foes, you can eat one of several Power
Pellets, which make you invincible and give you a hankering for ghosts.
In
addition to ghosts, you must also contend with other maze-roaming enemies and a
number of obstacles new to the Ms. Pac-Man universe. These include sphinxs,
alligators, centipedes, hellhounds, falling boulders, ice corridors, bolts of
lightning, nitro boxes and more. A number of puzzle elements have also been introduced,
such as opening and closing switches and gates, pushing buttons, finding keys
to unlock doors and pushing moveable blocks to access areas. Other elements of
gameplay include moving platforms, warp portals and popper pads (for jumping).
Despite all the activity, no buttons are used in regular play, only the control
pad or stick.
Ms.
Pac-Man: Maze Madness also features a number of multi-player games. Dot Mania
is a race to see who can be first to eat 80 Pac-Dots. If you get hit by a
ghost, you lose ten dots. You can grab moneybags to make other players lose
dots, don sneakers to run faster, dash chili pepper to burn other players and
gobble cake to become big and indestructible. You can even generate lightning
to shock other players.
In
Ghost Tag, players begin the game as ghosts! When you see the Ms. Pac-Man icon,
try to get to it so you can become Ms. Pac-Man. Once you assume the role of the
feminist dot-gobbler, begin munching Pac-Dots as fast as you can. If you are a
ghost, try to catch Ms. Pac-Man so you can turn into her. The first player to
eat 50 Pac-Dots is the winner.
Dr.
Bomb randomly chooses a player to hold a bomb that counts down from 30 seconds.
To get rid of the bomb by passing it to another player, simply tag that player.
When the timer reaches zero, whoever has the bomb gets blown up; bombed players
turn into ghosts. When you're a ghost, you can maneuver around the maze and
block other players. The winner is the last non-ghost player.
Classic
Ms. Pac-Man is also included in the package. There are four different
non-scrolling, 2D mazes, each of them filled with Pac-Dots that you must eat.
For bonus points you can gobble one of four Power Pellets in order become
invincible and turn the tables on your enemies, those four pesky ghosts. You
can also munch fruit treats that bounce around the mazes. When you clear a
maze, you move on to the next.
Review:
I'm
always a little apprehensive when trying out newer titles based on legendary
arcade games (I've yet to recover from the awful Galaga--Destination: Earth
for the PlayStation), but sheer curiosity combined with a longing to keep the
oldies alive and well keeps me clamoring for more. With Ms. Pac-Man:
Maze Madness, I was pleased to discover that it's one of the better classic
makeovers on the market.
Even
more fun than Pac-Man World, this game has smooth, simplistic controls,
colorfully cute 3D graphics, and tons of levels. The levels are short and there
are save points galore, so you can play the game for a few minutes at a time or
for a couple of hours or more.
Obviously,
the differences between Ms. Pac-Man: Maze Madness and the original Ms. Pac-Man
are large in number and vast in scope. However, the most important difference
revolves around the newer game's heavy reliance on puzzles, most of which
involve finding keys to open doors and pushing blocks in the proper sequence or
into their proper positions (such as filling gaps in the maze pathways). No
longer is it simply a matter of munching dots and avoiding (or munching)
enemies.
The
many puzzles in the quest mode (the primary portion of the game) are fun, but
they are very easy to figure out. Unless you are a younger or less experienced
gamer, you will rarely get stuck in a level. Also, the dot-munching,
enemy-avoiding action is easy and lacking in intensity; you are rarely
overwhelmed, and once you eat a monster, it won't come back (unlike the
original game in which enemies return after a few seconds). The quest mode is
fun, but lighthearted and not quite as challenging as some veteran gamers will
require.
The
original Ms. Pac-Man, which, thankfully, is included in the package, is more
challenging and much better in terms of reflexive gameplay. It doesn't have any
puzzles to speak of, but it's a blast to play and gets faster and more furious
as you go. Trying to outwit the ghosts and gobble all four of them while revved
up on a single energizer is timelessly entertaining.
Where
Maze Madness truly shines is in its multi-player games. Ghost Tag is a fun and
crazy game that will keep you and your friends laughing. It's a hoot when a
group of ghosts are together and different players keep turning into Ms.
Pac-Man. Dot Mania and DA Bomb are fun as well. All three games will rev up
your competitive spirit while greasing up your funny bone.
Old-school gamers
won't necessarily take to the quest mode of Ms. Pac-Man: Maze Madness because
it's more about puzzle solving than dot munching, but it's a fun game
nevertheless. All gamers should enjoy the classic game and multi-player modes.
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Are you ravenous for roundball? Bonkers for brackets? March
Madness is upon us, and if you have a hankering for hoops like I do, you’ll
want to gear up for the big tournament by watching one or more of the following
films.
One on One (1977)
Rated PG
You can’t help feeling sorry for Henry Steele, a high school
basketball star who gets a college scholarship, only to find himself bullied by
his bigger, better teammates and belittled by his overbearing coach. Robby
Benson plays the role with a great deal of sincerity, drawing the viewer in
with his naïve charm, unwavering persistence andwarm,
trusting eyes. Annette O'Toole plays Janet Hays, a tutor assigned to help
Steele, but the pair become much more than teacher and pupil.
Unlike many roundball movies, the basketball scenes in One on One have an authentic look and
feel. Some of the dialogue has aged a bit, but the film as a whole holds up
nicely as viewers root for Steele to get the girl and win the game.
Fast Break (1979)
Rated PG
Released during the last season of Welcome Back Kotter, Fast
Break was Gabe Kaplan’s silver screen debut. Instead of Sweathogs, Kaplan,
in the Mr. Kotter-like role of coach David Greene, rides herd on a band of
misfit basketball players, including numbers-runner D.C. (Harold Sylvester), androgynous
female Swish (Mavis Washington) and former high school star Preacher (Michael
Warren), who has impregnated the underage daughter of a cult leader. Then-current
NBA star Bernard King is Greene’s pal Hustler, who’s as good at pool as he is
at hoops.
A popcorn comedy dotted with dramatic moments, Fast Break sticks to the tried and true formula of so many sports
movies—oddball team overcomes great odds to beat superior squad—but it’s good
for some guilty laughs.
The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh (1979)
Rated PG
The Fish that Saved
Pittsburgh stars NBA legend Julius “Dr.
J” Erving as Moses Guthrie, a member of the fictional Pittsburgh Pythons, an
awful team in the midst of an embarrassing losing streak. As such, astrologer Mona
Mondieu (Stockard Channing) suggests they populate the team with people, like
Guthrie, who were born under the astrological sign of Pisces. One of these
players is the Reverend Grady Jackson, played by noted Harlem Globetrotter
Meadowlark Lemon.
With its cult following and so-bad-it’s-good reputation, Fish is essentially the Plan 9 from Outer Space of basketball
movies. However, thanks to on-court artistry from Erving and Lemon, and to soulful
sounds from such acts as the Spinners and the Four Tops, it has more flash and
substance than Ed Wood’s anti-masterpiece.
Teen Wolf (1985)
Rated PG
In 1985, Michael J. Fox starred in two hit comedies: a great sci-fi
fantasy, Back to the Future, and an
entertaining (if slight) horror spoof, Teen
Wolf, in which he portrayed Scott Howard, a decent athlete on a terrible
basketball team. Like Back to the Future’s
Marty McFly, Howard is a likable fellow. However, turning into a werewolf makes
him cocky and resented by his teammates.
Inspired by I Was a Teenage
Werewolf (1957), Teen Wolf
doesn’t quite work as metaphor, at least not in any meaningful way, but it did
put a fun new twist on the werewolf genre. Followed by a dreadful sequel, a Saturday
morning cartoon and a current MTV television series.
Hoosiers (1986)
Rated R
Well-written, well-acted and oozing with heart, Hoosiers stars Gene Hackman as the
beleaguered, recently fired (for hitting a player) Norman Dale, who gets a job
as a teacher and coach at a small high school in Indiana, a state that is crazy
about basketball. Dale takes on recovering alcoholic Shooter (Dennis Hopper in
a rare turn as a sympathetic character) as his assistant, much to the chagrin
of the townsfolk, who finally come around when Dale’s overachieving teams makes
it to the state championship.
Weighing in at #13 on AFI's 100
Years . . . 100 Cheers: America's Most Inspiring Movies (2006), Hoosiers is widely considered the
greatest basketball film of all time—a reputation it truly deserves.
White Men Can’t Jump (1992)
Rated R
Written and directed by Ron Shelton, who directed another quality
sports movie in Bull Durham (1988), White Men Can’t Jump initially skirted some
controversy with its title—what if there were a movie called “Black Men Can’t Throw?,”
some asked—but that is largely forgotten today. What remains is a funny film in
which former college standout Bill Hoyle (Woody Harrelson) hustles black street
ballers who assume he doesn’t have game because of the pale shade of his skin.
One of Hoyle’s victims, Sidney Deane (Wesley Snipes), seizes on the situation
and becomes his partner in crime.
Tasty trash-talking makesWhite Men Can’t Jump a hoot of a hoops movie, as do comedic performances by Rosie Perez
(Hoyle’s girlfriend) and Tyra Ferrell (Deane’s wife).
Space Jam (1996)
Rated PG
While no one will confuse Space
Jam with Citizen Kane (or Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, for that
matter), it is a likable romp through a Looney world where Saturday morning
cartoon characters meet NBA superstars. Michael Jordan helps Bugs Bunny, Daffy
Duck and the rest of the gang fend off a group of alien slavers by playing them
in a game of high stakes basketball—if the good guys win, they go free.
In addition to featuring such NBA icons as Charles Barkley, Larry
Bird and Patrick Ewing (underachieving former Maverick Shawn Bradley is here,
too, but we won’t mention that), the film pays homage to an assortment of memorable
Looney Tunes moments, such as the Patton
parody with Bugs Bunny standing before a giant flag.
Finding Forrester (2000)
Rated PG-13
Sean Connery is William Forrester, a novelist so reclusive he makes
J. D. Salinger look like F. Scott Fitzgerald. The Pulitzer Prize-winning author
hasn’t written anything in decades, and he’s as grumpy as a shark getting a
root canal. Enter Jamal Wallace (Rob Brown), a 16-year-old basketball standout with
a secret ambition to be a writer—he hides his prodigious intellect from his
classmates because "basketball is where he gets his acceptance.”
The unlikely duo bond over the written word, and over a common
enemy: Robert Crawford (F. Murray Abraham), a professor who doesn’t believe
that a young African-American athlete from the Bronx could possibly write with
such skill. Finding Forrester was
directed by Gus Van Sant, and fans of Van Sant’s Good Will Hunting should enjoy it.
Coach Carter (2005)
Rated PG-13
Based on the true story of California high school basketball coach
Ken Carter, who made news in 1999 by benching the players on his undefeated
team for making bad grades, Coach Carter
stars Samuel L. Jackson as the titular task master. He knows that the odds of
making the NBA are extremely slim and that a good education and self-respect
are more important than athletic prowess. Jackson relays this wisdom with a
commanding performance that earned him Outstanding Actor in a Motion Picture at
the 2005 ESPY Awards.
Coach Carter also showcases sports movie veterans Rob Brown (Finding Forrester) and Rick Gonzalez (The Rookie), along with R&B singer
Ashanti (John Tucker Must Die, Resident Evil: Extinction).
Glory Road (2006)
Rated PG
In 1966, Texas Western College, coached by Don Haskins, won the NCAA
Men's Division I Basketball Tournament, beating the Kentucky Wildcats, who were
coached by the legendary Adolph Rupp. The Wildcats had an all-white roster
while Haskins fielded five black starters, an NCAA Championship first.
Glory Road is based on this racial breakthrough. In an interview during the
film’s end credits, Pat Riley, who starred on that Wildcats team, says Haskins
and his squad wrote the “emancipation proclamation of 1966,” which is less
hyperbolic than it sounds. Glory Road
has a the same plot as a thousand other sports movies—rookie coach leads a
reluctant, underdog team to greatness—but it transcends the genre by capably
spotlighting an important historical event.
I got the new Game Informer in the mail and was disappointed to discover that my new book wasn't featured in "The Video Game Reading List." Some of my friends' books missed the cut as well.
However, I am pleased that G.I.'s Matt Helgeson spotlighted some worthwhile titles that deserve a large readership. True, these are already some of the best-selling video game books on the market, but kudos to these authors for getting recognition for their hard work.
Click on the magazine pages for a closer look, and click on the links below to order these fine titles. Below that, you'll find links to books by some of my pals.
The
weather has been crazy in North Texas the past few weeks: sunny skies and warm
one day, freezing rain and icy streets the next. Spring will likely bring more
unpredictable weather, from unseasonably warm days to high winds to unexpected
thunderstorms.
Fortunately,
there’s one place where the climate is always predictable: the family living
room, where you can expect to have a ton of comfortable fun with the latest
video game releases, along with titles in your near future.
Here
are 10 such games, ranging from racers to platformers to first-person shooters,
from kid-friendly to mature and everything in between.
AVAILABLE NOW
Kirby and the Rainbow Curse
Wii
U
Publisher:
Nintendo
ESRB
Rating: Everyone
$39.99
It’s
hard to believe that the pink puffball known as Kirby is more than 20 years
old, debuting in Kirby’s Dream Land
for Nintendo’s original Game Boy way back in 1992. The game has enjoyed a
number of spinoffs and sequels, including the latest, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, which takes a new approach: Kirby, as
a claymation character of sorts, rolls, blasts and dashes his way through candy-colored
worlds along rainbow rope tracks that the player must draw. The action is
controlled with the touch screen on the Wii U GamePad, but three other players
can join in via Wii Remotes to control Waddle Dees and help Kirby complete his
adventure. As such, this is a terrific title for the entire family.
Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars
Wii
U, Nintendo 3DS
Publisher:
Nintendo
ESRB
Rating: Everyone
$19.99
In
Tipping Stars, the sixth game in the
“Mario vs. Donkey Kong” series, players guide toy versions of Nintendo
characters through a series of traps, obstacles, conveyor belts, warp pipes and
the like to reach the exit in each stage. The control is indirect as Mario and
company move automatically while the player uses the stylus to change the level
layout by repositioning springs and creating bridges and ramps.
There
are more than 80 puzzling stages to solve, and players can create their own
levels and share them online through the Miiverse, a first for the series. Tipping Stars is only available through
the Nintendo eShop; if you purchase the Wii U version, you get a free download
code for the 3DS game (and vice versa).
Q*bert Rebooted
PlayStation
3, PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita
Publisher:
LOOT Entertainment.
ESRB
Rating: Everyone
$9.99
This
downloadable title reimagines the quirky Q*bert
franchise of the early 1980s for a new generation. In addition to letting
players guide the orange, hose-nosed oddball as he hopes on a pyramid of cubes
to change them to a unified color (Classic mode), Q*bert Rebooted introduces the concept of hopping on different
formations of hexagons, making for more complex level designs. Plus, there are
power-ups, traps, new enemies and gem collecting. New characters to control
factor in as well, but they behave the same as Q*bert himself, making this
feature something of a disappointment. It’s still a fun game, though,
especially considering the budget-friendly price.
ScreamRide
Xbox
360, Xbox One
Publisher:
Microsoft Studios
ESRB
Rating: Everyone 10+
$29.99
(Xbox 360), $39.99 (Xbox One)
If
you can’t make it out to Six Flags for spring break, pick up a copy of ScreamRide, a racer that lets you commandeer
various roller coasters, accelerating and braking in timely fashion in order to
finish the tracks quickly, but without falling off. Going fast rewards players
with points, as does performing stunts, such as careening around corners so
fast that your coaster pops up on two wheels.
Using
ride pieces, props and modular scenery, gamers can also build and customize
their own coasters and thrill rides, a feature that will please fans of the PC
and Xbox classic, RollerCoaster Tycoon.
Best of all, in Demolition Mode, gamers can hurl detachable ride cars at
buildings to bring them crashing to the ground.
COMING SOON
Battlefield: Hardline
PlayStation
3, PlayStation 4, Xbox 360, Xbox One
Publisher:
Electronic Arts
ESRB
Rating: Mature 17+
$59.99
Release
Date: March 17
The
“Battlefield” series gets a change of scenery with Battlefield: Hardline, a first-person shooter that eschews the
military wartime action of previous games in favor of cops ’n’ criminals,
complete with a TV crime drama-style presentation. In addition to changing the
setting, the game introduces a variety of new multi-player modes, including:
Heist, in which criminals break into a vault while the police try to stop them;
Blood Money, which finds both factions trying to transport cash to their
armored truck; Hotwire, a high stakes game of capture the flag; Crosshair, a
team-based competition where the good guys try to protect an informant; and Rescue,
a crisis situation where the cops win by rescuing all the hostages or killing
all the bad guys.
Mario Party 10
Nintendo
Wii U
Publisher:
Nintendo
ESRB
Rating: Everyone
$49.99
Release
Date: March 20
Ever
since its debut on the Nintendo 64 in 1999, the Mario Party franchise has been a perennial favorite among those who
enjoy lighthearted fun with family and friends. As in previous games in the
series, up to four players (human or computer-controlled) compete against one
another in mini-games, moving around a game board in the process. At least 26
new mini-games are introduced, including cartoonish takes on hurdles, soccer,
basketball, volleyball, platforming, shape stacking and maze chasing.
There
are two new modes of play: Amiibo Party, which makes use of the popular new
Nintendo figurines that you’ve probably seen in stores, and Bowser Party, which
lets a fifth player use the Wii U GamePad to control Bowser as he chases the
other gamers around the board.
Bloodborne
PlayStation
4
Publisher:
Sony Computer Entertainment
ESRB
Rating: Mature 17+
$59.99
Release
Date: March 24
A
strange endemic illness has swept through the ancient city of Yharnam,
transforming most of its denizens into beastly, nightmarish creatures. As a
traveler to this gothic village, where deranged mobs run wild in a vast,
trap-ridden network of underground ruins, you must rely on your agility, wits
and weaponry—including guns and extendable saw cleavers—in order to survive.
Developed
by Hidetaka Miyazaki and FromSoftware, the brains and company (respectively)
behind Demon’s Souls and Dark Souls, Bloodborne should appeal to the action/RPG fan looking for intense,
fast-paced, two-fisted (gamers can wield a firearm in one hand a melee weapon
in the other), hack-and-slash mayhem.
MLB 15: The Show
PlayStation
Vita, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4
Publisher:
Sony Computer Entertainment
ESRB
Rating: Everyone
$19.99
(PSVita), $39.99 (PS3), $59.99 (PS4)
Release
Date: March 31
You’d
think that after 35 years of baseball games licensed by the big leagues (Major League Baseball hit the
Intellivision in 1980), game makers would run out of ideas for making money on America’s
pastime. You’d be wrong. MLB 15: The Show
introduces product placement (ahem, “licensed equipment”), meaning players will
sport Nike gloves, wear Under Armor clothing and use Louisville Slugger bats.
Other
fresh features include: Universal Rewards (earn useable items by simply playing
the game), a revamped Diamond Dynasty mode, and 30 Legends, in which gamers can
unlock such icons as Johnny Bench and former Texas Ranger Nolan Ryan. Gameplay
remains largely the same, and players can even continue their Franchise and
Road to the Show progress from last year’s MLB
14: The Show.
Project CARS
PlayStation
4, Xbox One, Wii U
Publisher:
Slightly Mad Studios
ESRB
Rating: Everyone
$59.99
Release
Date: April 7 (PS4, Xbox One), TBA (Wii U)
Gearheads
and others with a need for speed anxiously anticipate Project CARS, an ambitiously realistic racing sim with enough
variety to make Speed Racer blush. Gamers, behind the wheel of a road car, a muscle
car, a Le Mans Prototype, or any number of other vehicles, can challenge their
friends and the worldwide community at large on more than 60 different tracks,
including California Highway 1, Mount Panorama in Australia, and the Azure
Coast in Southern France. You can even drive go karts on the Glencairn raceway
in Scotland.
Pit
stops and weather conditions play strategic roles, and there are four game
modes from which to choose: Solo, Online, Community, and Career, where you can
create a driver, sign your first contract, and hit the road in hopes of earning
endorsements, offers from other teams and special invitations.
Mortal Kombat X
PlayStation
3, PlayStation 4, Xbox 360, Xbox One
Publisher:
Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
ESRB
Rating: Mature 17+
$59.99
Release
Date: April 14
The
first primary installment in the long-running fighting series since 2011’s Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat X keeps the one-on-one action intact (complete with
Fatalities, Brutalities and X-Ray special movies), but introduces a variety of
new characters, including Cassie Cage, the daughter of fan favorites Sonya
Blade and Johnny Cage.
There
are three different versions of every playable fighter (including such veterans
as Scorpion and Sub-Zero), each characterized by his or her own abilities,
fighting style, special moves and strategies. Modes of play include Story, 1 vs.
1 Ranked, King of the Hill, Survivor, Test Your Luck, Living Towers (adapted
from Mortal Kombat’s Challenge Tower)
and Faction Wars, which is an online competition where play contributes points
to your selected faction: Black Dragon, Brotherhood of Shadow, Lin Kuei, Special Forces or White
Lotus.